Paul Ogata

Comedian | Actor | Agent Provocateur
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Har Paw Villa: The Unhappiest Place on Earth

Everything has its antipode, its opposite, its evil twin. Superman had Bizarro. Mr. Spock had goateed Mr. Spock. And Mammon, the second prince of Hell, had Dick Cheney. For Disneyland, I believe I have found its Garth of Ivar in Singapore’s Haw Par Villa.

For those of you unfamiliar with the tragic kingdom, imagine if Disneyland dropped acid, then Continue Reading

Monkey Likes Fanta

The 2015 Kuala Lumpur International Comedy Festival drew to a close last night with an amazingly raucous all-star show. And today I finally had some time to reflect on things that got lodged in my brain, random thoughts. I empty my head out here so I can get new brain splinters elsewhere.

• Strawberry Fanta is so good, monkeys will chew a hole in the bottom of the bottle to get it. Continue Reading


“The truth is all around you, plain to behold.” — George R. R. Martin

Looking at the IATA three-letter airport codes may reveal quite a bit about the cities in which they are located. For example, the airport in Los Angeles is LAX. The dictionary defines “lax” as not stringent, or having an open or loose quality. Might seem to suit the stereotypical laid-back attitude of Southern Californians.

Custer County, Nebraska, has the highest obesity rate in the state. Is it a coincidence that Continue Reading

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