When we last left our mighty Avengers, at the end of Captain America: Civil War, Steve Rogers had walked away as the titular hero. Bucky, Steve’s replacement in the comic book and best friend, had his previously ripped-off arm re-ripped off before he was sent to cryofreeze.
Who will be the heart and soul of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in Avengers: Infinity War?
The answer is simple and the the one guy for the job has been building his case in front of our very eyes for decades. So I wrote this letter to Marvel Studios: [click to continue…]
Right now, chatter is beginning of who will be nominated for an Oscar, while I’m already getting sent screeners of movies for the SAG Awards. Plus, you’ll be seeing a lot of silly year-end best-of lists.
The problem is these lists are always a jumping-off point for arguments. But not when said lists are carefully compiled and scientifically vetted. Then there is no room for squabbling, only acceptance.
Here, then, are the real Top 10 Movies of 2016! (And don’t worry, if you don’t see your favorite movie here, it’s probably at number 11.) [click to continue…]
As the old saying goes, “Anything can happen, and it usually does.” This is a story of how my brain sort of works while I’m at my job as a stand-up comedian.
Gather around and let me tell you about the gloriously weird-ass day I had at work last night. It started with a sold out early show, and ended with me talking a guy into showing the late show crowd a picture of his bruised [click to continue…]
You’ve heard famous people say it every election cycle: “If <insert candidate of opposing political party> wins, I’m moving to Canada.” Well, it’s been almost three weeks since the election and so far no news about these northerly emigrating celebs just yet. Maybe they had to give 30 days notice to their landlords?
First off, almost zero celebrities who have made that threat/promise have actually followed through on it. In fact, there is only one documented incident of this kind of thing happening. [click to continue…]