Jersey? Sure!

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When you think of Atlantic City, you probably picture me naked on a couch with a luxurious fur stole draped over my dangly bits. And if you didn’t before, I’m sorry but you will now.

You should know that a fur stole on your dangly bits feels quite amazing. I’m surprised bareback chinchilla riding is not a more popular event at nudist colonies.

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New Words For 2015

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The Oxford English Dictionary (fondly referred to as OED by itself, clearly trying to get some kind of rap street-cred going) has just added a bunch of new words to its pages. In doing so, it has given legitimacy to otherwise nonsensical words such as whiteywood, havey-cavey and largity.

We should be conversing in Orwellian Newspeak in no time.

So I took it upon myself to come up with some additions to the lexicon of humanity which we will, in all unfortunate likelihood, be using next year. These are THE NEW WORDS FOR 2015. [click to continue…]

Back to Malayngapore! Or Singalaysia? post image

I love Singapore and Malaysia. Where else would I get the chance to perform in the government’s former parliament chambers or be the centerfold in FHM Magazine?

So it is with great joy that I am headed back to perform in both of those countries. If you’ve never been to either country, now is the perfect opportunity to head over there and catch my shows. Be forewarned, [click to continue…]

Conversations With Club Owners 5 post image

Thanks, everybody, for your interest in Conversations With Club Owners. I suppose hearing about the suffering of others makes people feel great about their situations. This really explains reality shows.

Don’t get me wrong, this is a wonderful job and I am having a ball. However, like most balls, you gotta go through some nutbags. And these are their stories.

But first, let me tell you about one of the awesome club owners: Jami Gong from TakeOut Comedy in Hong Kong. I’ve seen this guy create an entire country’s comedy scene out of nothing. And he lets me know exactly when he wants me back next as soon as I’m done working the current week. Amazing.

Anyway, back to the suffering. Enjoy!

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